Questions and Comment

How does a fat guy like Father Christmas get down chimneys, anyway?

And then how does he get back up them?

English Usage Comment:
“If money were no object, I would get the Bentley”, and *NOT* “If money were no option, I would get the Bentley”. Sheesh.

Mince Pies

Please remind me to bake some Mince Pies. I love Mince Pies. And, besides, Father Christmas needs to be left a couple of Mince Pies on a plate, together with a glass of Amontillado, on Christmas Eve.

If he doesn’t get his Mince Pies, he gets pissy, and is wont to urinate on the tree.